Well apparently he's into motor boating.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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