Cold hands, warm shart.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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