it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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