I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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