At least make sure they are 18
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it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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