Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
dude. I can hear the air.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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