No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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