Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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