id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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