See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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