oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize