Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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