I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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