using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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