he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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