Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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