oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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