honey bunches of taint.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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