There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize