I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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