Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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