I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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