just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
