She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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