I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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