you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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