just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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