Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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