i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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