The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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