My underwear smells like fireworks.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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