Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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