Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
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Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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