Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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