I accidentally burped into my bong.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No subtext here. People are naked.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
MIDGETS
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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