It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
