Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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