It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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