She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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