Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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