Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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