well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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