At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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