I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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