No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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