ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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