the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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