But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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