Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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