Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Who died my cat blue again?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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