Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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