I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We named our party play list daddy issues
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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