love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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