his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we're making bets on your personal life
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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