I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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