After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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