Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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